“DAVID LETTERMAN’S; THE 10 SINS YOU SHOULD NOT IMPOSE ON A RIB-EYE STEAK!”

“What!? You did what to the rib-eye steaks!? ” and the violins play in that oh so sad heart broken tune of…? “You get the picture though.”

This was a scene a year ago. I had saved enough money to buy four 14 ounce rib-eye steaks for our after Church Sunday BBQ. They were chilling in the fridge doing fine until the “wifey” decided to put a knife into two of them for some beef stew she wanted to create.

By the time I found out it was like…too late. The irreversible had been done. I had to say; any dish served with rib-eye steaks does taste good, but we were now a rib-eye short for Sunday’s BBQ. “CRY BABY!” To the list…

 

Number 10. Thou shall not take someone else’s rib-eye steak to do God knows what to it!? “Like slathering it with ketchup, it is just not the right thing to do.

 

Number 9. Thou shall not deep freeze thy rib-eye steak. What’s the point of buying a juicy steak if you gonna throw it in the freezer!? “You risk getting your tongue stuck to it while trying to eat it…or worse; your tongue might suffer frostbite! “OUCH!” Buy it and grill it instead!

 

Number 8. Thou shall not forget thy rib-eye steaks in the fridge…they will spoil and foul up the place; “YIKES! The pain…the pain!”

 

NUMBER 7. Thou shall not gulp down your rib-eye steak at the dinner table! “For Heavens Sake; chew it son before it goes down the pipe!”

 

NUMBER 6. Thou shall protect thy rib-eye steak from man’s best friend. “THAT MUTT of a DOG!”

 

NUMBER 5 of 10 SINS YOU SHOULD NOT IMPOSE ON A RIB-EYE STEAK. Thou shall not grill your rib-eye steak over unashed coals! It will taste damn awful!

 

NUMBER 4. Thou shall not drop your rib-eye steak on the grass and feed it to the in-laws expecting them to believe those funky looking grassblades are seasonings! “IT DOES NOT WORK!!!”

 

NUMBER 3. Thou shall not forget about the rib-eye steaks are still on the GRILL after the hour has passed! You dumb-dumb!!

 

NUMBER 2. Thou shall not entrust your rib-eye steaks to a guy who has no idea what a grill is! “This GUY is not only gonna char the steaks; but is likely to burn down the HOUSE!!”

 

NUMERO UNO of “THE 10 SINS YOU SHOULD NOT IMPOSE ON A RIB-EYE STEAK”…

“Who gives a *%#^!!!” Eat YOUR rib-eye steak anyway you want to!!! You bought it!, Your the cook!, Who cares what other people think!, etc…etc…

 

JUST BECAUSE;

                                                                                                 KINGS REYES CHAPA JR.